Showing posts with label S*xLife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label S*xLife. Show all posts

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

OOPSS!! THIS Lady Posted After S ‘ex Photo With A Nekedy Man And It Has Got Everyone Talking.

This particular photo ended up on the internet because the n*ked man on the bed allegedly tried to play hanky-pansy without knowing that he was papped

 

The lady is threatening to upload more photos of the man with his face showing.

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Saturday, 25 June 2016

WOW!!! Look At The Number Of Women Waiting For This Serial Sperm Donor After Going Public About His Generosity

According to report, more than 100 women are now waiting at the door of serial sperm donor Ari Nagel after he went public about siring 22 children.

The blue-eyed New York math professor has been donating sp*rm for nearly a decade but following a tell-all interview, his inbox is now flooded with requests from women across the country with paternity pleas.

And the wannabe baby mommas are in luck Nagel has never denied a request yet.

He told New York Post: ‘I cut and paste ‘I’ll do my best. I’ll help you any way I can.’
The women range from committed relationships to divorced to single and include l*sbians and heteros*xuals.

One hopeful, Sheila Killian, 47, a custodial worker from Charlotte, NC, whose graphic designer wife, Sukeema, 40, told The Post: ‘He’s definitely a blessing because he’s doing the work for free.’

She said the couple work ‘from pay check to pay check’ and would not be able to afford a regular sp*rm bank.

While Patrice Anthony, 31, a nurse’s aide from New Orleans, agreed: ‘He’s willing to do it for free. I think it’s amazing.’


Friday, 24 June 2016

WEIRD!!! MAN CRIES OUT MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO FILL 50CL BOTTLE WITH MY SP£ГM



Wahala Dey oh..

So after the below photo went viral…A Nigerian Guy has cried out on Instagram after his Girlfriend brought him a 50cl bottle for him to fill up with his sp*rmatozoa.


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Tuesday, 21 June 2016

SHOCKING!!! Imagine The Wicked Thing This Woman Did To Her Daughter Who Is 15 Years.

After allegedly raping his 15-year-old daughter, a driver identified as Ike Iwuanyanwu was arrested last week, in Ajao Estate, Isolo, Lagos state.

According to reports, Iwuanyanwu had gotten his daughter pregnant and warned his wife not to tell anyone about what transpired. Mrs Iwuanyanwu however informed her family members who proceeded to her school to confirm the information from the 15-year-old.

Mrs Iwuanyanwu’s family members had also reported the story to the state ministry of Youth and Social Development, who in turn reported to the police, leading to Ike’s arrest.

According to a neighbour of the Iwuanyanwus, the 15-year-old victim is the first child of the family, she also revealed that Ike has confessed to his crime, claiming he raped his daughter because his wife denied him of s*x.


Thursday, 9 June 2016

NEED YOUR ADVICE! My Wife Keeps Screaming ‘Oh! Buhari’ Whenever We Are Making Love – Man Complains



A married man living in Port Harcourt, Rivers state has revealed a bombshell.

In a mail written to Joro Olumofin, a Nigerian psychologist, the unidentified married man complained about how his wife unconsciously screams the name of the Nigerian president, Muhammadu Buhari, whenever he makes love to her. According to him, the wife sees him as Buhari during s*x and shouts ‘oh Buhari’ while in action.

When he decided to confront her about the issue, she denied it. See the mail below:

This sounds more like an unbelievable thingy. What advice will you give this man?



Tuesday, 7 June 2016

SEE WHAT THIS NIGERIA TRANSGENDER IS SAYING ABOUT MEN. DO YOU AGREE WITH HER ?

The beautiful transgender, Miss Sahhara says there’s no way any man can tell the difference between having sex with a straight woman and a trans woman.

In a facebook post titled ‘Lets Talk Men, the former beauty queen write on the sordid tales trans women go through from men who claim they are in love with them after they find out they are transgender. Read what she wrote below;

Lets Talk Men:……. I never date guys without divulging the sordid details of my life history, because I am a strong believer that the man should always know, he is worth more than a million men when he wants me for who I am now and not for my past……But that is just a romantic view, usually I become a fascination and curiosity as soon as I tell them, the so called ‘Gentleman’ acts turns into sleazy horny man-whores, due to what they watch in ‘Shemale Porn’! They start asking me stupid questions about my body parts and sexual acts…… Very rarely, I get treated like a woman who is just out to be friends with a man without any ulterior motives……….So I can see why many women like me will feel reluctant to tell men about their medical history, many cases than one they are treated as sexual fetishes……… I always tell my female born straight friends, if you want to know your date’s true colour, tell him you are a transwoman, all that gentleman act will disappear! HAHAHAHA………………
Question: do you know how many men who have had sex with post op trans women and did not know? if you are not told you can’t tell the difference! Fact! We are women like any other! ‪#‎stopthediscrimination


Monday, 6 June 2016

OMG : See What This Lday Did To His Husband After She Caught Him Having S*x with Her Twin Sister Inside a Car

A woman caught her her husband having s*x with her own twin sister and then went ahead to do a most incredible thing to them.

The wife drove off leaving her man and twin sister n*ked on the road
Ting Su, a 29-year-old woman, caught her husband and twin cheating on her and followed them to a shopping centre using a mobile phone tracker.
According to Metro News, she went to find husband Cheng, 30, who was completely n*ked in a car along with her sister.

They both jumped out of the car with not a thread of clothing.
But Ting saw her opportunity, jumped into the car and drove off, leaving the embarrassed pair where they stood.

Witness You Meng, 33, said: ‘It was so funny. Loads of people were grabbing their phones and I did as well. He was banging his fist on the window and shouting at her, and she just wasn’t playing ball.’
Ting has filed for divorce and revealed that Cheng and her sister had been having an affair since she gave birth to twins of her own.


Sunday, 5 June 2016

SHOCKER!! Mother Caught Pants Down Having S*x With Daughter’s Boyfriend… A Must See.

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A woman has been busted red handed after she decided to have steamy s*x with her the boyfriend of her own daughter
Cleodia Makaya, a woman from Kutungwane village in Gokwe, in Zimbabwe, got the worst moment of her life when she reportedly walked in on her mother allegedly having s*x with her boyfriend.
Acording to MyZimbabwe, the shocking incident happened on Friday last week when Cleodia Makaya busted her mother Ndakaitei Mazinga in bed with her boyfriend (now her ex) only identified as Mike.
Makaya and Mike reportedly have a baby together.
According to sources, this is coming after Makaya had heard rumors that they were seeing each other behind her back but dismissed the rumors as acts of jealousy against her family by villagers.
The rumours were however,confirmed on the day in question when she walked in on the two lovebirds giving each the best time of their lives. The busting was after a tip-off from the neighbours who spotted Mike ”sneaking”into Mazinga’s bedroom hut.
The source said after the incident, Mazinga who was also assaulted by her daughter courted the wrath of other villagers who called for her banishment from the village.
“After busting them , Cleodia later learnt that the two had been in love for a long time. At first villagers did not suspect anything thinking it was just a normal relationship between Mazanga and her son-in law since Cleodia and Mike had a child together.
 
“However,  other people started questioning why Mike was always visiting Mazinga in the absence of her daughter especially each time she goes to Gokwe town to sell vegetables.
“The two would exploit the opportunity since at times Cleodia would not return home on the same day,” said the source who preferred anonymity for fear of victimization.
The source further said the two lovebirds’ luck however ran out when neighbours who were watching their escapades tipped Cleodia who later told her mother the day she went to Gokwe town that she was returning the following day when in fact she was returning on the same day.
“Upon her return,Cleodia did not go home straight until the time she was tipped by neighbours that Mike had sneaked into her mothers’ bedroom hut.When she arrived home she went straight to the bedroom hut where she caught the two red-handed in the act,” added the source.
Although the partied could not be reached for comment Chief Nemangwe whose jurisdiction the area falls under,said though he heard details of the case of that nature he would only be at liberty to comment once it is before his traditional court.
He said parties involved in cases of that nature if found guilty deserved to be severely punished as they were putting the name of the area into disrepute.


Friday, 3 June 2016

Nawao! Just See What This Naija Agbalicious Babe With Huge B00bies Wrote On Instagram (Photo)

The things people post on social media is waaaoow!.. see the crazy thing she posted below: 

Saying: 

I am In The Mood Today Fantastically Horny.

You can also see some of her photos below also.

Thursday, 2 June 2016

A 24-year-old teacher, has been accused of having sekx with a 13 year old Boy

A 24-year-old teacher, Alexandria Vera, has been accused of having sekx with a 13 year old, eighth grade student.

Vera claims that the pair are in love and that the boys’ parents knew about their relationship and even approved of it. She added that his parents allowed him to sleep over at her apartment on numerous occasions. And that she would drop him off at the bus stop for school the morning afterwards.

Vera said the teen was a student in her English 8th grade class and that the romance started over social media after they met in her summer class.

The middle school teacher explains that the then-13-year-old first contacted her via Instagram, and their relationship grew from there and people seemed to notice. She said he missed a class one day so she sent him a message asking him why he missed class and that was when he asked for her number.

She said one time she went to his house for school and he invited her in and introduced her to his parents as his girlfriend and his parents accepted her.
She said the first time they had sekx was sometime in September of last year when she dropped him of at home and his parents were not at home.

She also said a lot of people at school noticed that they were both in a relationship.

One student told ABC 13:

“He like grabbed her butt, and everybody saw it. And then they were talking about it.”

Vera said she got pregnant in January and told investigators that the teen’s family was “excited” and “very supportive” when they found out. However, court documents reveal that she became nervous after Child Protective Services visited her school and interviewed the couple about their relationship so she eventually aborted her unborn baby.

Aldine ISD’s Stovall Middle School, located near Houston, Texas, has since released the following statement:

Aldine ISD has been made aware that charges have been filed against a former Stovall Middle School teacher involved in inappropriate behavior with a male student. When the allegation was made in April, the teacher was immediately removed from the school and placed on administrative leave. Aldine ISD Police investigated the incident and turned their findings over to the Harris County District Attorney’s Office.
The safety and security of Aldine ISD’s students and staff remains a priority of the school district.

Vera is charged with continuous s€xual abuse of a child. She turned herself in on Wednesday to officers at Montgomery County Jail in Conroe, Texas, after police issued a warrant for her arrest.

Vera’s bond was set at $100,000. She has met the bail condition and has been released.

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

OMG!!!! See The Moment Family Respecting Tradition, Watch Their Son Make L0ve To Wife For The First Time (Photos)



An unusual story concerning a family living in Woodlands New Town, has taken over Singaporean social media after a photo was posted by the man’s uncle and it shows a male and a female in bed, in the middle of inte.rcourse, while members of their family watch on.

The uncle revealed that it was a family tradition that has been passed down through generations. His words:




long journey to adulthood, and it’s also a special chance to witness the moment that a new life is formed. I also had my family present to witness my first intercourse. I felt less nervous having my family there to accompany me, and also give me guidance on how to proceed.

At first I had trouble entering my girlfriend, but my mother suggested I take things more slowly and relax, and I was able to eventually slip it in. I snapped this photo right at the moment before he came, and it was truly a beautiful scene.” The photo also shows the man’s mother and sister on the edge of the bed to provide tips and encouragement.


Wednesday, 25 May 2016

See Crazy Thing A Jealous lady Did After Her Partner Allegedly Slept With Another Lady (See Photos)





Some people sha..lol..This lady in a bid to secure her territory (literally), hung on her boyfriend’s balcony for hours after being notified that her lover reportedly slept with another woman in his house. The boyfriend locked himself up refused to open despite her screaming and shouting. She had to climb the balcony to see for herself and also wait for him till he comes out. This happened in Bonateki area in Douala, Cameroon.

Monday, 23 May 2016

Babymama Cries Out: All The Men Want To Sleep With Me But Don't Want To Marry Me


Interestingly and rightly so, there are many men who can't marry another man's Babymama. You can't hide the fact that you're a single mum to a real man, especially with the stretch marks, black ass, wide 'thing', etc. Some guys will know that you're a single mum but will continue to sleep with you, waiting for the day you will tell them like, "I want to tell you something, hope you wont leave me".

Funny enough, as soon as you say it out that you have a child with another man, he will pretend like he has not seen the signs on your body all along, he will say he can't marry a Babymama. Sigh!

Dear ladies, one thing I will tell you is that any man you have a child for is already your husband, either he join you to your parents to pay your bride price or not. So, be very careful who you give birth for.








Ladies, any man you know you are not yet sure of spending the rest of your life with, don't have a baby for him. Once you are his Babymama, you are already his wife spiritually, either you know it or not. #life

A single mother has cried out after men who wanted to sleep with her have refused to marry her for the fact that she is another man's Babymama. It's a serious matter. Read what she wrote:


Friday, 20 May 2016

9 Ways To Get Rid Of That Va'g¡nal Odor Effectively





Though every woman has a certain smell to her v@gina. If you feel the smell is offensive, from the onsets, or warrants a trip to the doctor – the following tips can help to eliminate v@ginal odor and keep it from returning.

1. Eating plenty of plain yogurt is found to be effective. Make sure that this is organic, unflavored yogurt, especially the non-sugary type. Yogurt is rich in lactobacillus, which helps to restore the normal v@ginal pH level, helping to prevent the condition from recurring.

2. Apple cider vinegar helps restore the acidic quality of the vaginal flora and fights off the toxins that cause infection. Simply indulge in a long bath with two to three cups of this natural antibacterial agent in your bathing water to achieve quick results.

3. Garlic is one of nature’s most powerful antibiotics. Inserting a clove of garlic into your vagina and retaining it for a couple of hours can alleviate the bad v@ginal odor to a large extent.






4. Pour half cup of vinegar and half cup of salt into a bathtub and soak several times a week. This will help to balance the v@ginal pH.

Avoid douching. Instead, wash with warm water and mild soap. You may find a hand held shower attachment can help you to feel cleaner. Be sure to wash the labia and inner folds of the vagina as well.

5. Wear cotton panties and loose fitting clothes. Tight jeans and fabrics that don’t allow your vagina to breathe can result in vaginal sweating, causing bacteria build-up, an eventually will cause an odor.

6. Always wipe front to back after bowel movements to avoid spread of rectal bacteria.

7. Changing pads, tampons, and pantie-liners frequently.

8. Changing underwear daily.

9. Avoid using scented product, harsh laundry detergents, or feminine products designed to ‘freshen’ the v@gina.

Sunday, 1 May 2016

I desire s*x a lot and it’s driving me crazy!






Hello readers!

I have been dating this guy for 5 months now..and it’s been crazy! We have s*x like thrice in a week and it’s killing me…I want it over 4 times a day everyday!!..I live with him in his hostel in school.

I won’t lie..I have a mental disorder – nymphomania..I desire s*x a lot and it’s driving me crazy! I love my boyfriend so much, but he can’t go more than 2 rounds in a day..and we just do it 3 times in a week! IT’S JUST CRAZY!……..when I desire at least 4 everyday…Non-stop!

Should I just break up with him and move unto another person!

P.S. Don’t Judge me…It’s my bloody live! I have money! I’m a girl…I just love s*x! and I refuse to cheat on him.

Thursday, 7 April 2016

S€x Position of the Day The Carpet Burn make sure you give it a try.



Did you know that taking your naugty act outside your bed and bedroom will make things even hotter? Be adventurous and get it on in other rooms in the house. It will certainly pay of.

The s€x position for today is - The Carpet Burn





How it's done


The man kneels down and then brings one leg up in front of him and places it flat on the floor in front of him. Then she kneels in front of him and onto him, grabbing his thigh in one hand and his bum in the other. Both participant begin thrust each other to oblivion.

READ: 3 extremely dangerous s€x positions for men

Why it's hot

This is great for spontaneous s€x, because all you need is the floor, so try it if you get in the mood - or bored, of course - when you're watching TV.

Wednesday, 6 April 2016

OMG?! Man And Woman Caught Doing Kerewa In Public. (Explicit Content)




Asides from the fact that this comes as a shocker, it’s at the same time very disgusting to me.

The man seen in this photo above was captured on camera making his way through a woman’s …





While the woman doesn’t look normal and may be mentally challenged, the person who shared the image didn’t give the location.
Warning – Weird, Disturbing and Explicit Content below.



Saturday, 26 March 2016

Woman filmed herself having S'x with a dog and sent the depraved video to a friend



22-year-old Hannah Marie Haines from Georgia, USA filmed herself getting it on with a dachshund - also known as a sausage dog - and sent the video to a horrified friend who reported her the police.




She has been charged with buggery otherwise known as anal intercourse. Haynes has been released from the Cherokee County Detention Center on $5,000 bond. Earlier this week, news broke of a woman from Florida, Miranda Johns, who filmed herself having oral s'x with two dogs.

Being a P.orn Star Made Me a Better Mother – Woman Makes Interesting Confession

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A woman who had been in the business of making p.ornographic movies has made an interesting revelation about her career’s effect on her life.
Lianne Young, the British p.orn star who became a hit in the Hollywood blue movie industry says starring in the films has been good – for her kids.

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Lianne, 41, has starred in hundreds of mucky flicks since moving to America – often appearing using the name Billie Britt. But despite the nature of her job she says her children have benefited from her p.orn career.
According to Mirror Online, Lianne, from Bristol, said: “I went into it with my eyes open – with a plan to go in, make plenty of money, and then get out within a couple of years.
 
“And I stuck to that. I’m proud of what I did, because it has made an enormous difference to my kids’ lives.
 
“They have come out as very well-rounded and successful young people, so I must have been doing something right.
“I was determined to get into the industry. I don’t think that would be the case now.”
The former probation officer’s first taste of being in the media spotlight came when she went topless on an episode of Jerry Springer.
By the time she had made up her mind to go into the p.orn world, she was a young single mother-of-two living in a council flat. Lianne, now a TV ‘s.expert’, says she made the decision to do hard-core p.ornography to create a better life for her and her children.
She said: “I have certainly never regretted my time in the adult film industry, but it has taken a lot of work for me to be taken seriously in the mainstream media industry.
 
“I got out when my children reached a certain age, because I thought that was important.
 
“Though I know women who have been doing it for more than 15 years, and who have teenage sons – which can’t be a good thing given how easily accessible p.orn is online these days.
“I’m a strong believer that all p.orn sites should require some sort of strong age verification before anyone gets to see anything.
 
“In fact, I’ve done a lot of s.ex education work over the years, because I feel strongly that young people need to know that p.orn is not normal life.”

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Someday you will die. But before that happens, Try This 20 Things In Your S*x Life.



Someday you will die. But before that happens, there’s so much s*x to be had.
S*x: it’s what’s for dinner. It’s an important part of our lives. Without it, there would be no life. I know, I know, sh*t just got heavy, but stay with me.
You don’t have to be a particularly risque person to have fun in the sack. I’m a fairly vanilla girl and my s*x life is dope as hell. But because we’re humans beings and as such we age and die (damn you, science!), we’ve only got a fixed amount of time to get nasty before we shuffle off this mortal coil.
Before you die, there’s so much s*xiness to be had.
  1. Have a one-night stand
There’s something s*xy, dangerous, and empowering about the idea of a one-night stand. You know what’s even better? Actually having one. After a breakup, a dude I met in a bar asked me to come back to his hotel room to partake of recreational drugs and oral pleasure. I said no and it’s something I will regret until I die.
That said, he also had a wonky eye and might have been a serial murderer. Go get crazy, feel no shame — but also be  safe. I’m not just talking condoms here, guys, I’m talking maybe a taser and a friend who’s required to text you every hour.
  1. Participate in a thr>esome
Thr>esome are traditionally the fantasy terrain of straight males. You know what, f*ck that noise. Get some willing dudes and take the man plunge. A successful threesome is all about communication. Don’t be afraid to take time and plan your encounter.
This goes double if you’re in a couple inviting a third in. What turns you on, what’s off limits — these are all things you need to discuss before getting your delicious freak on.
  1. Put ice in your mouth
This is one of those Cosmo tips that’s legit the business. Cosmo tip that’s NOT the business? Using a scrunchie as a c0ck ring. But I mean, hate the game not the player, I guess? Regardless, please stop putting hair ties on dicks. With that out of the way, ice in his mouth or your own heightens pleasure like WHOA. Prepare to feel all of the things.
  1. Have s*x in the water
But do NOT do it in a heated pool, Jacuzzi, or the ocean, because germs. And errant jellyfish. And lubrication getting washed away. Get your freak on in the shower at least once. It’s not always the easiest thing to do, and there’s definitely a learning curve.
If you prefer to reserve phrases like “We’ll get in next time” for scavenger hunts, then at least do yourself the service of making out in the shower with someone. Please.
  1. Have s*x in public
I’m not saying grab a one-way ticket to F*ck City on the oyster bar where you’ve just enjoyed some slimy treats, but maybe their bathroom. After all, one slimy treat begets another, no?
  1. Wear s*xy lingerie
Dress your s*xy, n@ked ass up at least once. Find something that makes you feel godd*mn beautiful and rock it. I’ve always wanted to rock a teddy in the bedroom but I’ve perpetually lacked the balls to do it up proper. That all changes now. I mean, not like, right now, because I’m writing in a crowded room full of strangers. But SOON.
  1. Make foreplay a priority
The main event is where it’s at, for sure. But my god, if you want things to get really hot, slow … it … down. Make out like a teenager. Keep your clothes on as long as possible. See how long you can hold yourself off and prepare for a major league intense experience. Orgasms for days.
  1. Try anal play
There are all manner of fun things that happen with your butthole, and I ain’t just talking about poops (though they’re fun in their own right). Ask your partner to insert a digit while he’s penetrating you and holy Moses you will receive revelations.
  1. Stimulate a prostate
What’s good for the gander is also good for the goose’s butt. If you can properly stimulate a prostate, you shall be considered as a god among women. It’s a parallel experience to learning how to stimulate the G-spot.
One of the easiest points of access is through the butthole. Keep your nails short and never force anything. Working your way up to full insertion can take time depending on the butthole in question. Once you’re in (all hail Lord Lube), it’s all about that “come hither” gesture with your index finger. You’ll feel a small spongy nugget. Let him take the lead from there. Prostate stimulation can be insanely intense.
  1. Take a prolonged sexcation
You. Them. A hotel. Hell, your apartment. Phones on silent. Water and snacks prepped. Clothes not allowed. The most intense 24 hours of your life. And go.
  1. Dirty talk
You don’t have to be a cunning linguist to make dirty talk work. Do you like that thing he’s doing to your neck? Tell him. Does it feel very good? Sub out very for “f*cking.” Boom. Now you’re good at talking dirty.
  1. Have drunk s*x
You’re drunk, he’s drunk, maybe no one is going to cum. That’s not the point. With your inhibitions super-lowered, you can get messy, aggressive, and just the right amount of animalistic. Visit your caveman self with drunk s*x.
  1. Ask him to “edge”
Do you know what edging is? Let me save you some terrible Googling. Edging is when a guy brings himself back from the brink in order to prolong sex. A way to get him to do this is to yell “NO SPERMS!” at a critical moment. Just kidding, that’s a terrible idea. A real way to do it is with time and practice.
  1. Experience Tantric s*x
If you’re into spirituality, nothing heightens intimacy and connects a couple more than the practice of Tantra. Try not to think about Sting during (I mean, unless that’s your deal). Instead, focus on matching your breath to your partner’s breath, and maintaining lots of eye contact. Is it hot in here now or have I simply aroused myself?
  1. Role play
This isn’t for everyone, but neither is tuna fish. If you’re a history buff, why not don the garb of Jefferson and Adams, and get all kinds of historical on each other’s parts? (Lol, Adams. You just know he was a pillow queen.)
  1. Touch yourself
It’s still shocking to me when I encounter another adult who cringes at the idea of mutual masturbation. They key to good s*x is communication, right? You can tell him how you want your bean flicked until the cows come home, but sometimes showing is better than telling. That goes for him, too.
  1. Don’t have s*x at all
Did I just blow your mind? I know, I’m brilliant. As great as s*x is, it can start to feel stale, a part of our routine. Put yourself on a s*x diet, for even just a week. That doesn’t mean you can’t get your make-out on; in fact, I encourage this. Then, when you hit the sheets next, you’ll be hot and ready.
  1. Have s*x on a carousel
I just wanted to see if you were still paying attention. But maybe try this. Just make sure no babies or squirrels are watching. Babies are easily traumatized and squirrels are known perverts.
  1. Watch porn together
Porn isn’t what real s*x is like, but it is where we take some of our cues about the inner fantasy lives of our partners. Porn also dictates how we groom (or don’t) our pubes. There’s something s*xy and ever-so-slightly devious about watching porn with someone else. If you find the right clip, it can also be hot as hell. Unless it’s that Spongebob porn. That’s very much not hot.
  1. Massage each other
There are few things more relaxing, more intimate, or more (gag me) sensual than massage. Be you the giver, or be you the receiver, the careful exploration of flesh and the firm work on tight muscles is relaxing and (giggity) titillating.